I’ve only had two jobs in my life, not counting mowing yards for my grandmother and my neighbor across the street. Yes, it’s true, only two jobs in the last 14 years. Now let’s get something straight, there was never a huge lag between jobs, and it was never because I was spoiled and I could just be living off of the (non existent) wealth of my family. In fact, the only substantial amount of time that I have had off between jobs was maybe six months while I was interning, and then looking for a teaching job after I graduated. It just happens that I am a pretty dedicated person and when I am doing something that I even marginally like, I stick to it.
The first job I ever had, been at a local deli in town called Gioia Deli. I started working there because my aunt somehow had a connection with the place, and found out there was an opening. This was also the same deli that catered my mom’s second wedding. Only sometime down the line would I find out that my ex boss felt like he was the reason that my mom got her second divorce a few years later. I was 16, and would be turning 17 a few months later.
I held the position of (as my friends would lovingly call me) Deli Boy for seven years. Seven years of minimum wage. Seven years of getting yelled at by old New York ladies that liked their prosciutto cut so thin that they can read the newspaper through it. Seven years, quite literally, of blood, sweat and tears. My god they were some of the best years of my life. If you’ve never worked in a kitchen before, then there are a few things in life that you are missing out on, like washing a chest level pile dishes at least four times a day. Or cutting your finger tip off (err…more than once) but not going to the hospital for stitches for fear of claiming workers comp. I mean honestly, my boss owned a small business, like he was really willing to pay me 80% of what I normally make for sitting at home on my fat ass, and watching TV. You also miss out on working with the miscreants of society, where getting drunk in the kitchen was as common as breathing. Don’t believe me? Read Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbellyby by: Anthony Bourdain. My god, the bastards I worked with made for some good stories.
There always seemed to be a revolving door of employee’s, but in general there were a good seven of us that held down the fort: Kelly, Judy, Irene (AKA Mom), Jerry (the owner), Jason, Steven, and myself. I always found Kelly to be them most endearing for a few reasons. She always had some bazaar, borderline Baker Act type of story. She was a biker girl who married a trucker, but was unfortunately the type of person that you would see on Jerry Springer. The type of person that said he/she wasn’t racist because she liked reggae and had an African American friend, but would commonly drop the N bomb and referred to the Southside, which has a large African American population, as brown town. She was a pretty good person after all of her nincompoopery was taken into account. Then there was Steven.
Steven was still in high school when he started working there and therefore very naïve. We played some pretty bad pranks on the kid, culminating in the time where I pretended to be a police man, and called to inform him that he was to drive straight to the police station after work to be finger printed on some made up charge. He about nearly lost his shit until Jason and I told him we were behind everything. It took him a long time to get over that.
The deli generated income in a couple of ways: by the lunch and dinner crowd, and by either on or off premises catering. I got pretty adept to working the lunch and dinner crowd, and it was time to move on to the more luxurious world of catering. Oh yeah, I’m lying. It wasn’t luxurious, but I’ll be damned if it didn’t pay better. The off premises catering consisted of driving food in chafing pans to a certain place, setting everything up and either leaving, or staying behind to serve the food and then break everything down.
In off premises catering, time was of the essence, especially when you factor in traffic, time it takes to get to the catering, and location. The quicker you went the better. Unfortunately that would lead to questionable driving and the go fast but take your time policy. Picture it: lunch rush, the day before I leave for my first (and sadly only) out of country excursion to visit family in Montreal. I had to deliver food to one of the two hospitals downtown, and I was already panicking because I was running late. The delivery vehicle was this huge, gnarly early 80’s station wagon with a really loose steering wheel. I was speeding down Ninth Avenue, not paying attention to anything but the radio, when I slammed the car into the curb. The old curbs in St. Pete are made of granite, and are super sharp. Needless to say, I popped the two right tires. I called my boss, and he brought me my car to deliver the food in. In a moment of pat myself on the back glory, I got the food there on time, but he was none too happy about the situation. He was going to make me pay for the tires and rims, therefore ruining my vacation, but at the last minute, having had time to cool down, he realized that insurance would cover it.
In house caterings also had their charm. No longer was I just part of the kitchen staff, I would have to get all gussied up, and serve food like a waiter. One of the first times I worked an in house catering, I got the brilliant idea to partake in some mind altering substances. For some reason everything, and everybody was funny as hell that night.
There was also the time that my boss decided to host an Oktoberfest, and have me man the beer station. Let me qualify this with the fact that I had just broken the edge, and was well on the way to becoming the man I am today. I think I drank more free beer that night than I poured for anyone else. Who has a 19 year old kid fill people’s steins with beer, and not think I would get my fill?
Seriously, I could fill a zine three times over with stories and situations from that place. There were so many disasters that occurred at the deli in my seven year tenure, but there were also many good times, and the amount of stuff that I learned was incredible. The deli, not my mom (though I’d never tell her this) is what has made me love cooking, and potentially want to pursue cooking sooner than later, especially if school keeps going down the crapper.
To this day I miss Gioia, not just for the nice conveniences that it offered, like waking up at 10:00 to be at work by 11:00, but also the camaraderie that was shared among all of the workers there. I miss the compliments that I got for doing something good, unlike teaching where it feels like there’s no one to tell you when you did something right. I miss the creativity and the freedom, especially now when everything in education is standardized. But mostly I miss the feeling that if I said something it would make a difference, where as with teaching everything is so big, so faceless, that I’d never be able to go to the superintendent, and tell him what’s on my mind. I’d have to go through the “proper channels.” It’s things like that, that gave me a sense of belonging. I think I shed a tear the day they tore the building down that Gioia was housed in to build a 34 story condo.